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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something